No longer do children long for rain;
content with just a computer game.
Oh, what a shame!
You see, rain brings us laughter, dancing, joy.
Is that not better than toys?
No? Well, how ‘bout this.
Rain brings excitement, music, and glee.
That must be better than T–V.
No? You’ve got to be kidding me!
Ah, I got it! Nobody, not even you, can resist this.
Rain brings puddles: shiny, deep puddles.
Puddles to jump in, swim in, splash in.
Puddles to throw your best friend in.
Now, tell me: Isn’t THAT better than staying in?
Ugh, you are nuts! Just do what you want.
Before you go, there’s just one more thing you should know.
Rain is precipitation, and precipitation is rain.
And rain…well—rain can also be used to ruin all your games.